I just took a bite of some taco cheese I bought the other day and exclaimed to myself “oh my cheesus that’s good”. Given that I have earplugs in it sounded like God himself proclaiming the glory that is taco cheese.
Random awesome shit I do at work because I’m a boss. Take photos, write code, create systems, solve problems, you know, run the show.
At some point you just have to sit down on an isolated park bench next to your life - look it straight in the eyes and ask - What next you sonava bitch… What next? Hoping all the while nobody is watching or listening because if someone happens to witness you on the park bench what next may involve a white room and electro-shock therapy.
If you ever doubt you’re still alive might I suggest planting a fresh jolly rancher between your molars and biting down with the pressure of a bear trap? Hold this. Tighly, just keep holding it until your jaw muscles are no more.
Now, quickly now dammit, open your fucking mouth and tell me just how alive you are.
I love that moment when while reading your arm falls asleep and your brain thrusts you into action sautéing broccoli.
There comes a point in your lfe to question your choice in friends when while starting out on a two hour drive your friend who happens to be driving pronounces with confidence that “today feels like a great day for a car accident. Every intersection I’m picturing a car flying out BOOOM!”.
for a minute I thought you were for a minute I thought you were for a minute.
I’m a one step pony with a two step gait three stepping right into your four step game.
“Let me give you a tip on a clue to men’s characters: the man who damns money has obtained it dishonorably; the man who respects it has earned it.”
The war had barely begun, the summer of 1846, when a writer, Henry David Thoreau, who lived in Concord, Massachusetts, refused to pay his...”
The Impossible Project is sending me a pack of film!
I’m so excited! I may have to start looking for an SX-70 to compliment my other Polaroids.
“Whatever happened to “Hey, I have some apples, would you like to buy them?” “Yes, thank you!” That’s as complicated as it should be to open a...”
So far, Atlas Shrugged is a fantastic book but omg I can’t handle the way Ayn Rand writes about sexual relationships.
Too much “owning” and...